genderpunkrock:

oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies

realdwntomars:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

how to be the cutest - written by karla souza

maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

WOW

Because then you’d actually be admitting out loud to defending a guilty client, and who really has the time to deal with the moral repercussions of that?

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing